Thursday, April 02, 2009

This is not a joke so please stop smiling

When I stopped by to pick up Mr M and take him to school, he was being scolded for something he'd done (or maybe something he was supposed to do but didn't, I'm not sure because I just caught the tail end of it).

While his mom was finishing what she had to say, Mr M rolled his eyes and said, "Oh my gosh!"

Ex: You've been saying that to me way too much lately. I want you to stop saying that.

Mr M: Oh my gosh, Mom.

Ex: I told you not to say that.

Mr M: Oh my gosh. 'Oh my gosh' is just 'oh my gosh.' It's not a swear word. Look it up.

Ex: I don't care if it's not a swear word. I want you to quit saying it to me. Now brush your teeth.

Mr M: You brush your teeth.

Ex: What did you just say to me?

Mr M: Nothing.

Ex: That's what I thought.

Mr M (waiting until she'd walked a safe enough distance out of the room): YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

12 comments:

Romany Angel said...

Oh My Gosh...they are such little smart asses at that age.

BSH ADMIN said...

AWESOME. Mr M totally belongs in a Judd Apatow movie.

kmwthay said...

I love when kids think they know it all. Makes me laugh. I know I had a smart mouth and I'm sure I will pay for it one day.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Ha. At least he's a smart-ass with a sense of self-preservation. I can admire that . . .

Boxer said...

smart kid - he's in no danger of having his mouth washed out with soap and yet,

HE SHOULD.

:-)

kmwthay said...

I enjoyed this post so much, I showed to all of my parent friends. All appreciated very much. But then I had to listen to goofy things their kiddos have said at various times. I sorta had regret.

repliderium.com said...

My favorite as a child was "STOP PERSECUTING ME!"
Yeah- real popular with the adults.

Heff said...

Check my blog. I've got a "toothbrush" potty mouths can use !

Lightning Strikes said...

LOL that cracks me up! LOVE Mr M!!! What a smart ass! All your kids are too!!

Manuel said...

he has the attitude to become a great waiter......you'd wanna get that sorted......soon

savannah said...

too cute, sugar! especially the last line...good timing! xox

steph said...

he is sassy!