Saturday, April 04, 2009

The body says no no no no

Last night I saw the girl whose boobs I said no to a couple weeks ago. She came over to talk to me and my friend as soon as she saw us.

Her (to my friend): He said no to my boobs last time. Can you believe that?

Him: I heard the story. I told him that I'd be happy to buy a round of shots and take them out to you guys if it meant I got to see boobs.

Her (to him): I know, right?

Her (to me): Are you sure you aren't gay?

Me: Pretty sure.

Looks like my actions* backfired.










*I wasn't even intentionally** playing hard to get when I said no to her boobs. I just had somewhere else I needed to be that night and I was already going to be late.

**I haven't been reading The Game, even though I could probably use some tips.

12 comments:

CHEF TROLL said...

"I was gay, but now I think your boobs could convert me" might have been better than "pretty sure" as a response.

kmwthay said...

Next time just say that you are waiting to see them in private so you can motor boat those SOB's. She seems like the kind of girl who will like that. :)

Michael said...

comments closed. kmwthay wins.

Manuel said...

chalk it up and move on....

ryan said...

Pretty sure? Hmmmmmm....

2 Dollar Productions said...

First, thanks for the update post as this story demanded it. But second, you can be LATE anywhere if the reason is boobs. Seriously.

BSH ADMIN said...

I think you're in a pretty good position here. Just wait it out, and she'll be showing you her boobs FOR FREE.

silentkid said...

I saw some boobs on HBO the other night. I think the program was called Bad And Busty or something.

Boxer said...

yeah, I'm giving it to KMWTHAY too.

CHEF TROLL said...

I vote for Kmw too.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure is NEVER a response to give...KMW wins hands down

repliderium.com said...

She sounds just a wee bit slutty. Bet her nipples shoot Baha Rosa