Me: I can't believe you're going to be a teenager within a week.
Togers: I know.
Me: You realize I have to kill you within the next few days, right? I can't be having teenagers.
Togers: Um, you've already got one: Tortellini.
Me: I know. I'm working on that too.
Me: I've hired a hitman.
Togers: Well he must not be a very good one considering that she just turned fifteen.
Me: I know. He's not. I'm thinking of asking for my deposit back.