Wednesday, June 03, 2009

I don't want to shake your father's hand and walk in the sand and act like a man

Yesterday I was talking to one of my friends on the phone. While he was saying something, I spat into the dirt next to the sidewalk.

My friend heard it and said, "I've been reading something called 'Guide To Being A Gentleman' and one of the things it says is that gentlemen do not spit."

"Yeah, but I'm not a gentleman."

"They don't curse either."

"Again . . ."

3 comments:

Heff said...

I trust you told him where he could go, lol !

Boxer said...

please tell me you use a kleenex when you blow your nose.

AL GORE said...

I invented etiquette.