I'm visiting my parents for the 4th of July. Earlier today, we went downtown to take a look at an antique car show, and a few of the other festivities at the city park. After a short while, I told my brother that there weren't any hot girls, so I might as well go back home.
Him: What do you have against hometown hotties?
Me: I don't have anything against them. There just aren't any.
Him: Sure there are.
Me: Go ahead. Find me one hot girl who doesn't have a child or a husband in tow.
Approximately five minutes later.
Him: Hmmm. Do they have to be out of high school?
Me: This place is teeming with cops, so I'm going to have to say yes.