Today, while driving across town with my friend:
Him: I would've run that light if that girl hadn't been standing at the corner ready to cross.
Me: She is cute. You made the right choice.
He drove through the next yellow light.
Me: So, you didn't want to stop to see the guy with the mullet wearing a tank top cross in front of us?
Him: I didn't see the guy with the mullet.
Me: But if you had, you totally would've stopped, right?
6 comments:
Nope. Cute girls have more right-of-way privileges.
It's always worth taking time to watch a mullet go by. They are slowly becoming extinct, you know. You need to get your picture made hugging a dude with a mullet, before they're all gone.
Tom Brady? Really? (scratching my head)
or did you want him to hit the guy with the mullet?
mullets........heh...there's twenty kill points right there...
ps
got a new solo home....
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I brake for mullets.
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