Friday, August 21, 2009

Everyone wants to be a perpetual motion machine

Today, while driving across town with my friend:

Him: I would've run that light if that girl hadn't been standing at the corner ready to cross.

Me: She is cute. You made the right choice.

He drove through the next yellow light.

Me: So, you didn't want to stop to see the guy with the mullet wearing a tank top cross in front of us?

Him: I didn't see the guy with the mullet.

Me: But if you had, you totally would've stopped, right?

6 comments:

Heff said...

Nope. Cute girls have more right-of-way privileges.

kmwthay said...

It's always worth taking time to watch a mullet go by. They are slowly becoming extinct, you know. You need to get your picture made hugging a dude with a mullet, before they're all gone.

kmwthay said...

Tom Brady? Really? (scratching my head)

Boxer said...

or did you want him to hit the guy with the mullet?

Manuel said...

mullets........heh...there's twenty kill points right there...

ps

got a new solo home....

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Kimberly said...

I brake for mullets.