Today, while driving across town with my friend:
Him: I would've run that light if that girl hadn't been standing at the corner ready to cross.
Me: She is cute. You made the right choice.
He drove through the next yellow light.
Me: So, you didn't want to stop to see the guy with the mullet wearing a tank top cross in front of us?
Him: I didn't see the guy with the mullet.
Me: But if you had, you totally would've stopped, right?