Thursday, August 20, 2009

The hunger of addiction calls

A few things you should never do for a Klondike bar:

- Get "Klondike" tattooed across your face.

- Punch a toddler and steal his/hers.

- Sell one of your kidneys on the black market.

- Mug a clown.

- Steal from the collection plate at church.

- Short your pimp.

- Your grandmother.

13 comments:

Heff said...

Hmmm. I'm guessing someone has, in the past, stolen from the collection plate at church.

Listed twice due to guilt, perhaps ?

steph said...

punching a toddler might be OK. as long as it's not too hard.

Anonymous said...

What do you have against old people?

kmwthay said...

Clown Mugging. That sounds like a good time. Where do I sign up for that?

Native Minnow said...

Heff i fixed that

Steph how hard is acceptable?

Anonymous old people are fine just not fine enough for that

Kmwthay sign up at your local circus

2 Dollar Productions said...

These are way better than the commercials. And never sell a kidney for that little money - you can get $20,000 in the right circumstances.

repliderium.com said...

I disagree with the never mug a clown one. I think it should be MANDATORY! Fucking creepy freaks deserve to be mugged. By a grizzly bear.

Hannah said...

I would never do any of those things for a Klondike bar. A Drumstick however....;)

TROLL Y2K said...

Your readers are clown-a-phobes.

Boxer said...

I once tripped a kid for less.

Boxer said...

and I was an adult.

steph said...

i'd say hard enough that they might cry, but not so hard they scream.

Kimberly said...

I'd punch a toddler.