Friend: You're getting on my last nerve, [Minnow]!
Me: That's obvious.
Friend: What? You think just because you passed your dissertation defense that all of a sudden you can just be an asshole?
Me: I've been an asshole as long as you've known me.
Friend: That's not true. When I first met you, you were a naive little fucknut.
Me: And now I'm just a fucknut?