Monday, October 26, 2009

Little ghost little ghost the one I'm scared of the most

Do you have stuff to hand out to trick-or-treaters this year? I always pick out some of my favorites, just in case nobody comes by and I have to polish it off myself. Here's a sampling of what the kids will get to choose from when they come to my place.

For the young 'uns
- bananas
- old gum
- ramen
- Cheerios
- 8 track tapes
- Chia pet

For the older kids
- porn
- nuclear warheads
- swine flu
- crack cocaine
- the clap
- severed heads


Gypsy said...

Gee it's hard to decide who's got the better end of the deal.

Amber said...

oh come on, EVERYBODY will be handing out swine flu this year! p.s. I want the chia pet!

2 Dollar Productions said...

It looks like everybody wins at Minnows house . . . and I only wonder what happens when the cops show up?

silentkid said...

It has to be the Obama Chia Head. And who wants a banana in their bag of candy? I do!!

steph said...

your chia post just inspired a post from me.

i do love a chia pet.

Manuel said...

swine flu....heh that'll teach em...

Boxer said...

no snuggies? cheap ass.

kmwthay said...

I like my severed heads on skewers. I'll take 2 please.

Bill From Gainesville said...

when I was but a child it was hard to come across porn... No internet back then and it was just hard to buy. you had to steal it from your friends dad and stuff. I would have loved trick or treating at your house.

TROLL Y2K said...

I don't give them treats that are here today and gone tomorrow. I give them wisdom. Pearls of great price.

First by telling them that they and their parents will spend eternity at the foot of Satan's Fiery Throne for celebrating a pagan holiday.

Then I give them pamphlets that contain a similar but more strident message.