Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Grandma take me home

I have a friend who is renovating his house. He's had a contractor doing most of the work(painting, putting in new carpet, new hardwood floor in the living room, etc.), but wanted to do some of the easier things himself. He's replacing all the light switches, outlet boxes, phone and cable jacks, which is all pretty easy to do, just time consuming, so one of my other friends and I went out to help him for a few hours.

Once we got to a good stopping point he suggested we go out to dinner and then he'd show us around the neighborhood. At dinner, my friend asked if there were any hot MILFs in the neighborhood. He said, well, there's a little bar just around the corner that I'm sure would be full of hot MILFs for you. We'll stop by there after dinner.

We walked in, and he said, "Welcome to the MILF bar."

My other friend and I looked around, and there wasn't a single patron under the age of fifty.

I said, "I'm not sure this is a MILF bar. It's more like a GILF bar, because they're all grandmas. But, the 'L' doesn't really apply, because I wouldn't like to."

He replied, "Well then, perhaps we should call it the GIRNF* bar instead."

*GIRNF - Granny I'd Rather Not Fuck


Heff said...

Have some drinks. I'm SURE that term would change, lol !

Native Minnow said...

Heff! Does this mean you're back?

Native Minnow said...

Nevermind. Just tried to visit and I'm still locked out. Boo!

Boxer said...

Even Grandma's need love too.

(double boo to Heff.)

steph said...


TROLL Y2K said...

I saw a guy beat the crap out of two Generation Yo punks who used the word "Milf" to describe his wife once. I guess they thought it was a "code word" that only Generation Yo is familiar with.

Amber said...

LOL you crack me up!

Gypsy said...

We used to call places like that "Grab a Granny".