Sunday, November 08, 2009

Too much never seen

Me: Not it.

Friend: Not it? On who?

Me: That girl over there.

Friend: Really? I didn't get a good look, but I didn't think she was not-it-able.

Me: Nevermind. I take it back. I just got another look, and while she's not super cute, she's not terribly ugly either.

Friend: Whatever. You'd totally do her.

Me: Yeah. In fact, why don't you go over there and tell her that? My friend over there takes it back: He'd totally do you.


steph said...


TROLL Y2K said...

That might work.

Boxer said...


Kymical Reactions said...


I'm gaining so much insite to the male psyche by reading your posts.

I'm kind of surprised you don't get more chicks. Most of us like jerks. Just sayin. ;) said...

If she's drunk she might totally take it as a compliment. Or she might punch your friend right in the throat. I'd kinda like to find out which.