I got a spam email the other day from a "woman" who is apparently looking for love:
How are you today? I hope you are fine.My name is Anna Luck,26 years I am single girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who i can partner with .I don't care about your colour or ethnicity.I would like to know you more,most especially what you like and what you dislike.I'm sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for much happiness.I am looking forward to hear from you,
I'm going to go ahead and not reply, and she's going to have to continue "looking forward to hear" from me.