Sunday, December 20, 2009

There's a fat man standing by the soda machine and he knows, he knows, he knows that life can be funny

Friend: Look at that line to go see Santa Claus.

Me: I should go wait to sit on his lap, and when he asks what I want for Christmas, say, "a naughty girl."

Friend: That'd be pretty funny.

Me: Yeah, and you know Santa would laugh. Then, when he's all, "Ho, ho ho." I'd say, "Exactly!"

9 comments:

steph said...

i don't know what is creepier, sitting on santa's lap (as a grown man) and asking for naughty girls or santa replying with ho ho ho.

awkward.

Boxer said...

uh, you wish and my Holiday Video is up and YOU are of one of the "stars".

Kymical Reactions said...

have you no shame? ;)

Joanna Cake said...

Well it made me laugh :)

Amber said...

LOL - you're too much! LOL

Native Minnow said...

I didn't go through with it

BlazngScarlet said...

Well, at least YOU stopped at 3 HO's .... better than Tiger.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

repliderium.com said...

hahahahah
Thanks for that.

Lindsay-Weaver said...

BlazngScarlet- That's excellent.

Minnow- This post is pretty damn funny!