Thursday, December 17, 2009

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

A while ago I posted about what I thought was the best prescription ever given by a doctor. It was for a friend who had positional vertigo, and the doctor told him to do less yoga and drink more beer.

Recently, another friend has been dealing with some prostate issues. He called me to ask about it because I've had similar problems in the past. During our conversation, he reminded me that I'd been the recipient of an even better prescription.

My doctor: I'm going to give you this antibiotic. I want you to take that and come see me again in a week. Between now and then you should also try to increase your number of orgasms. That should help.

I wonder if I still have any refills left on that one.

11 comments:

Gypsy said...

I'd like to see the Pharmacists face when you hand over that particular prescription!

2 Dollar Productions said...

What kind of doctors do you have in the desert? Ha. Your script was better, but the other one was slightly more hilarious (at least for me). Have a good weekend Minnow.

2 Dollar Productions said...

And a big congratulations on the previous post. Nice work indeed.

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stephanie said...

ha! excellent.

TROLL Y2K said...

That is hilarious!

Kymical Reactions said...

who is this doctor? I think he perscribes himself some special elixirs. At least you don't have to ask where to go to get that one filled... you are in Vegas, after all!

Boxer said...

are you sure he didn't say "increase your omega oil?"

really?

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BSH ADMIN said...

I guess Nevada is the place to be prescribed more orgasms-- you can buy hookers at the pharmacy, right? Are they covered by insurance?

Joanna Cake said...

LMAO. Mind you, our doc told the ex Mr Cake that he would have to 'take these pills for the rest of your life' and then handed him a scrip to cover the next two months...