Me: At least I think it was her that texted me, I didn't save her number in my phone when she gave it to me.
Friend: Well, do you want me to look it up in my phone? Here, look, is that the number?
Me: Oh no, not her, the other [Girl's Name]. The short blonde girl that's in your class.
Friend: She's not short. She's tall.
Me: Well, she's short compared to me.
Friend: What the fuck? That's it. You are no longer allowed to comment on girls' height. The only thing you can say is that she's tall if she's taller than you.