Friday, January 15, 2010

All the kids are staying fat

I have a friend who recently got a boob job. She and I used to have the same workout schedule, so I texted her yesterday to see if she was able to work out yet.

Me: Been to the gym lately, or is it too soon for The Girls?

Her: Been asking to see if anyone wants to go, but everyone's busy. I can do cardio, but no lifting. I really need to go. I'm flabby. And I need to buy a new gym top because the old one can't contain the new excitement.

Me: I'm going a little later. Probably just treadmill stuff. I'm flabby too.

When I went to type 'flabby' my predictive text tried to put 'flaccid' instead. Of all the times I should be glad I read my texts as I write them instead of just sending them off, this has to be near the top of the list.


TROLL Y2K said...

"a new gym top because the old one can't contain the new excitement."

If she really used those words, I'd do her on principle. Good stuff.

Got any "COBALT" in your vast collection of obscure music?

Native Minnow said...

Yeah, that's a direct quote. She also told me she couldn't go to the gym because she and two of her girlfriends were having a "comparison party" - I told her to send pics ;-)

I don't have any Cobalt in my music collection, but I just went and listened to a couple of songs on their myspace page. I'll listen to a few more before deciding whether I like them.

Boxer said...

The new girls may impede some of her previous cardio workouts.

and yes, it's ALWAYS good to read the text before sending.

Kymical Reactions said...

I'm glad you didn't either. I don't know if there is any recovery from that one.

Anonymous said...

this post gave me a good chuckle. thanks.

Gypsy said...

I often don't read before I send text messages but so far nothing has been sent to give away any of my dirty little secrets. Glad you caught yours in time. :)