Sunday, January 17, 2010

There ain't no Johnny coming home to share a bed with her, and she doesn't care

People of the internets, I need you to clarify something for me. Which of the following two options best fits your definition of a one night stand?

Option 1
A one night stand can be between you and someone you already know, you hook up once, and you might see each other again, but if you do it'll be without doing the nasty.

Option 2
A one night stand is between you and someone you've just met, you do the deed, then go on your separate ways without any sort of plan to see each other again.

17 comments:

Bill From Gainesville said...

they are both one night stands but option number two is the more pure of the two...

Kymical Reactions said...

Option 2. Option 1 is more like getting sexual tension out of the way, then regretting it the morning after.

Gypsy said...

Definitely Option 2. Usually a one night stand is with someone you have just met and you are not likely to see again though you don't always know that for sure going in, so to speak.


Option 1 is just one of those things. You try it but decide not to do it again for whatever reason.


Does this mean you had your first one night stand?

Manuel said...

number 2.....number 1 is a nightmare waiting to happen

Anonymous said...

Another female perspective:

#2 is the one night stand

#1 is just hooking up and has the potential to range from nothing to an incredibly awkward situation with stalker potential

steph said...

both of them are technically one night stands, but option #2 is far better....option #1 rarely turns out well...unless it turns in to a friend with benefits.

Jet Pass said...

Number 2 gets my vote.

#1 is Friends with Benefits.

Amber said...

it's definitely #2, #1 is just friends with benefits

Epitome of Sweetness said...

If you only do the deed once, I say they are both "one night stands" regardless if you know them prior or not.

Native Minnow said...

But which one BEST fits your definition. You have to choose one.

Mr. Giggles said...

I was going to say the same thing as Amber.

Anonymous Email Girl said...

The answer is #2.

I wish #1 would happen to me!

Master Basho said...

Master thinks question
motivated by event.
Minnow thinks too much.

Proud Samurai seeks
tougher conquests. Option one
lazy man's lame game.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Both count, but the traditional definition would be the second option, which also tends to be less messy. Usually.

Lightning Strikes said...

Option #2 has my vote...#1 is just something that happens sometimes (I have several friends who've been in that situation)

Christine said...

Hands down option 2!!

Native Minnow said...

Thanks for your input everyone, you've just helped me win an old argument I've been having with a friend of mine.