Saturday, January 16, 2010

Well first came an action and then a reaction

Last night at the bar:

Girl: I'm going to the restroom. Make sure nobody goes through my purse.

Me: You're trusting me? I'm going to go through it myself. I'm going to steal your birth control.

Girl: My tubes are tied.

Me: Oh. Sorry?

1 comment:

Kymical Reactions said...

I don't trust girls who don't take their purse to the restroom with them. That's just asking for trouble.