Friend: Come on, [Husband] and I are ready. Let's go.
Me: I'm not ready to go yet.
Friend: Alright, I see you checking out that girl's cleavage, Dr. Douche.
Me: I'm Dr. Do Whatever I Want.
Friend: So why don't you go over there and talk to her?
Me: Yeah, that's not happening.
Friend: Well, until you do that, you're Dr. Douche.
4 comments:
I always knew you were one of the Bag Brothers. I just didn't know if it was Douche or Scum. Thanks to your friend for clearing that up. :)
dr douche? is that you? do you have me results yet?
I love the word douche. That's all I have to say.
If you really were a douche, you'd be getting more action, but on dirty ones.
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