Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Free like a bird, yet I don't fly much

Friend: Come on, [Husband] and I are ready. Let's go.

Me: I'm not ready to go yet.

Friend: Alright, I see you checking out that girl's cleavage, Dr. Douche.

Me: I'm Dr. Do Whatever I Want.

Friend: So why don't you go over there and talk to her?

Me: Yeah, that's not happening.

Friend: Well, until you do that, you're Dr. Douche.


Kymical Reactions said...

I always knew you were one of the Bag Brothers. I just didn't know if it was Douche or Scum. Thanks to your friend for clearing that up. :)

Manuel said...

dr douche? is that you? do you have me results yet?

Boxer said...

I love the word douche. That's all I have to say.

Anonymous said...

If you really were a douche, you'd be getting more action, but on dirty ones.