Thursday, February 18, 2010

This door swings both ways

Girl: Are you teaching any classes other than this in the near future?

Me: Probably not.

Girl: That's too bad. Your lectures are good.

Me: How would you know?

Girl: I took your class last summer.

Me: You did? Why don't I remember you?

Girl: I don't know. I sat by [Girl 1] and [Girl 2]. I always sat on the left.

Me: I remember both of them. But I don't remember you. You must've been quiet.

Girl: Of course I was quiet. It's not like I'm going to interrupt lecture.

Me: Well, a lot of times people come up before or after and ask me things. You never asked me any questions.

Girl: I never had any.

Me: Well, that's probably why I don't remember you*.

Girl: That's okay. I forgot your name.

*Which is really weird, because she's hot.


Boxer said...

the comment above me, took my line.

Damn it.

2 Dollar Productions said...

I think this responsibility to remember falls squarely on you Minnow - you should pay more attention to the hot students in class. It seems like a moral imperative, and a qualification as an upstanding professor.

Native Minnow said...

Boxer, I would've deleted that first comment, but now I have to leave it to keep yours in context ;-)

$2, you're absolutely right, but I couldn't let HER know that.

Gypsy said...

You must have been REALLY distracted last summer to not remember a HOT student. Slap yourself silly Minnow.

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