Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Candy, candy, candy oh I love you so

This is something that I posted a few years ago, but someone reminded me of it yesterday, and I think it's funny enough to warrant re-posting. But first, here's a relevant picture that always makes me laugh.



I decided a long time ago that I would make the world's worst pedophile. Why? Because I'd eat all the candy, and wouldn't have anything left to lure the kids into the van.

When I told that to a friend he added another reason: Even if I got a kid into the van, I'd probably just sit there and wait for the kid to make the first move.

At the time, my friend said, "I can picture this perfectly. [Minnow] sitting in a van, a kid in the passenger's seat, [Minnow] sitting there thinking, 'Come on, touch my hand. Please touch my hand.'"

6 comments:

Lindsay Logic said...

This is disturbingly funny.

Heff said...

I tried to fight off my laughter....


- FAIL -

TROLL Y2K said...

Picture: Funny.

Your original thought: Meh.

Friend's addition: Funny.

All-of-the-Above: Right on the edge of truly disturbing.

Boxer said...

I vote for truly disturbing with a little bit of "WTF" tossed in.

However, I like candy too.

Gypsy said...

Love the pic....

The point of the conversation was funny though if I thought about it too deeply it was also a little bit Ewww....

vivalacrap said...

HA HA HA HA AH AH AHAH A HAAAAA. I'm going to cry.