A little over a month ago I got a text from a friend as I was getting ready for bed. Apparently there was something extremely funny written on a mutual friend's facebook page, and she said I needed to go check it out.
It was a comment left by a gay friend of theirs. He asked her what she thought my reaction would be if he offered me a "no-strings attached" blow job.
At the time I joked that I didn't know if I should be repulsed, flattered, or both.
I told the story to another of my friends and she thought it was hilarious. She did a little cyberstalking and came to the conclusion that this guy would make a pretty hot chick. Her take: "I think you should just put him in a dress and go for it."
Fast forward to today's departmental seminar. I was sitting next to the girl who initially alerted me to the comment, and she pointed out that the kid was also in the audience. Another friend that I was sitting by had heard the story and wanted to see what the guy looked like. We pointed him out.
"That's a GUY?"
"Yeah. Why? Don't tell me you're going to be of the same mind as [Friend] when she saw his pictures."
"What did she say again?"
"She said I should just put him in a dress and go for it."
"I think she might be right."
I seriously need to figure out a way to stop these apparent gay vibes from emanating out from me.