Sunday, April 18, 2010

These snakes is slitherin' with dollar signs in they eyes

My office is just around the corner from a classroom. Herpetology is currently being taught there now. The other day my friend and I were talking in my office, and the herpetology TA was out in the hall making noise while she was doing something.

Me: What is she doing out there?

Friend: It looks like she's playing around with a bunch of snakes in the hallway.

Me (doing my best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation): I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING HALLWAY!!!

Unbeknownst to me, class was in session.

And they were taking a test.

Yes, they all heard.

8 comments:

Amber said...

LOL CLASSIC! :>

Boxer said...

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I heart you, you big Dork.

Heff said...

EPIC.

Kymical Reactions said...

gerherhahahhaahhaha. I hope they laughed and said "I want that dude next semester."

Kymical Reactions said...

ps. happy birthday to your elder child. :)

Bill From Gainesville said...

awesome, Of course I refused to see that movie, because Seriously, how stupid (SNAKES ON A PLANE) Plus I am afraid of snakes.

repliderium.com said...

I just want to know how much flack the jackasses give her for the name Herpetology.

vivalacrap said...

Okay Snakes on a Plane was seriously one of the best movies ever and to say otherwise is blasphemous. I suggest death by firing squad as penance.

Second, I want you next semester. Better switch to liberal arts and think of some funny Aristotle jokes.