Tonight I went with a friend to get dinner and watch basketball. He dropped me off at my car when we were finished. As we pulled up I noticed a piece of paper under the windshield wiper.
I said, "That had better not be a flier from somebody. If it is I'm going to be pissed. I hate those things."
My friend asked, "What else would it be?"
"It had better be a note from my stalker."