Thursday, May 13, 2010

Every breath you take

Tonight I went with a friend to get dinner and watch basketball. He dropped me off at my car when we were finished. As we pulled up I noticed a piece of paper under the windshield wiper.

I said, "That had better not be a flier from somebody. If it is I'm going to be pissed. I hate those things."

My friend asked, "What else would it be?"

"It had better be a note from my stalker."

It was.

12 comments:

Amber said...

and what did it say?! geez leave us hangin' LOL

Heff said...

It said "Don't park in a no parking zone", lol !

Native Minnow said...

It read: Figure it out yet? :)


(I haven't.)

PsychDoctor said...

Stalkers are all fun and games until you end up raped and dead in a shallow grave...

steph said...

excitingly creepy

Native Minnow said...

Psycho, you know what I always say - better raped then dead than dead then raped

2 Dollar Productions said...

You need to start leaving notes for you stalker on your car - draw her out. Or maybe a stake-out. Lots of possibilities . . . and future posts.

And yeah, that was a pretty damn bad book title a few posts below.

Lillie McSmith said...

I bet it's me. And this is another one of your platonic love dreams.

Inklings said...

Or it might not be a "her". :0)

repliderium.com said...

How do you manage to get the fun sort of stalker rather than the ultra creepy should be in prison kind??????

Boxer said...

stalker or bill collector.

Bill From Gainesville said...

You have your own stalker? That is so awesome!