Saturday, May 01, 2010

I'll never look down again, again

Earlier this week:

Ex-wife: Hi. I need you to talk to your son. He got in trouble on the playground today.

Me: Okay. Put him on.

Mr M: Hi Dad.

Me: Hi dude. Your mom said you got in trouble at school today.

Mr M: Yeah. I did.

Me: What did you do?

Mr M: I called a girl a midget.

Me: Why did you do that?

Mr M: Because she is.

At least he's penitent. Oh, wait.


Lindsay Logic said...

That're going to have your hands full. What a little cutie, though!

Heff said...

At least he didn't toss her, or use her as a bowling ball. It's the little things that matter !

Anonymous said...

From Brian Smart:

Same sorta deal with my son:

Principal: Looks like there was a bit of a dust-up in the yard today Brian involving your son.
me" what happened"
Prin: some older boys took his hat and were making him chase after them. I saw there was going to be trouble so started heading that way and just in time to hear your boy say" You guys are just too fast for me...might as well take my gloves too"
me: So...then what happened?
Prin: One of the older boys came over to take his gloves and your son laid him out on the ground with one punch.
me: remind me again why you're calling?

Manuel said...

you cant lambast him for stating the obvious......heh

Lightning Strikes said...

Hey don't people know that sometimes the truth hurts?? Lol love that kid! said...

Seriously- it's not like he called her "short" I mean, he used the correct terminology.....

Boxer said...

please give your kid his own blog.

Kymical Reactions said...

I agree with boxer.