Student (about to turn in his lab final): How can we find out our grades?
Me: I'll have them posted outside the lab sometime tomorrow.
Student: Is there any chance for extra credit?
Student: You need your car washed or anything?
Student: Need a tall blonde girl? I could see about sending a hottie your way.
Me: No, I think I'm good.
Another student approached me and said that the one who made the "offer" shoots porno films.
Which means he probably could've delivered the goods.
Which means . . .
WHAT WAS I THINKING???