Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Waiting for Superman

If you've ever wondered how my kids and I entertain ourselves while waiting for overpriced pizza to come to our table (and you know you have), it's by pondering the important questions of life, such as these:

Who would win in a fistfight, The Incredible Hulk, or The Thing?

Who has a firmer handshake, Ice Man or the Human Torch (from Fantastic Four)?

Who would win in a staring contest, Cyclops or Magneto?

Who would make the best ice cream sundae, Ice Man or Wonder Woman?

Who would win in a Derek Zoolander style walk-off, Wonder Woman or Spider Man?

Who would be the bigger alcoholic, Batman or the Incredible Hulk?

Who would be most likely to cry after being dumped, Spiderman or Aquaman?

Who has hooked up with more guys, Lois Lane or Mary Jane Watson?

Who will be the first to come out of the closet, Robin or the Wonder Twins?


Amber said...

these are good things to ponder

Heff said...

Mary Jane Watson.

I had her.

2 Dollar Productions said...

You've got to keep the ming agile, eh? The only one I have a definite opinion on is taking the Hulk over Batman when it comes to drinking.

Dig the new look around these parts, although it's probably not that new as I've been behind lately. But still cool.

And I am still smiling about the two D choices by yr. students. That should be an instant fail . . . right?