Thursday, July 22, 2010

Hush hush we both can't fight it

Last weekend I met a girl* at a concert. We were talking about something between the opening band and the headliners, and I said something that my friend misheard.

He turned around and asked, "Did you just ask her to touch your dick?"

Before I could answer, she told him, "Yeah, as a matter of fact I was just getting ready to touch his dick when you turned around. You ruined the moment, cockblocker."

He looked mildly offended at being called that, and said, "Are you kidding? I'd never cockblock this guy. If there's one person in this world who needs his cock touched, it's this guy."

Thanks dude.








*Not one that I was interested in by any means, but still.

7 comments:

Heff said...

I think you need to MARRY that girl, and punch your friend in the balls.

Anonymous said...

should have got her number. she is sassy. i like.

steph said...

seriously, that girl sounds awesome! i hope you got her number or are seeing her again!

Native Minnow said...

I didn't. I'm not.

Bill From Gainesville said...

That was a pretty witty comeback by that girl -- she thinks well under social pressure.

Lillie McSmith said...

HOW DO YOU NOT WANT TO DATE THIS GIRL? Oh wait, was it a guy? That keeps happening to you...

Native Minnow said...

It's easy to not want to date her. She's 1) married, and 2) ugly.