A couple of Fridays ago I had to call a friend from Vegas to ask him about some things. When I called him, a female friend of ours answered the phone. I recognized her voice right away, and talked to her for a few minutes before she handed the phone to him. He walked outside so he could hear me better, we talked about the things I needed to ask him for several minutes, but eventually he started feeling like he was being rude by talking to me and ignoring her.
Him: I'd better go. [Friend] is sitting at the table all by herself.
Me: Okay. Grab her ass for me when you go back inside. Make sure you tell her it's from me.
Him: Alright. Will do.
Less than a minute later, I got a text.
Her: Why are you grabbing my butt?
Me: It looks so nice I can't help it. Especially in those jeans. It's good to see that he's okay with following orders.
Her: I'm sure he didn't need a lot of convincing.
I can attest to that.