I'm currently in Arizona visiting my kids. Mr M was on Spring Break, so I figured I'd try to come down take advantage of the last day or so before school started back up.
The first day I was here, Togers brought my ex-wife a Buddha statue (she's fascinated by anything from Asia).
She asked him where it came from.
He jokingly said, "Mom, I'm not going to tell you."
She asked again.
He insisted on keeping the joke alive. "Mom, you don't understand. I had to do things I'm ashamed of to get that for you."
"Well, I hope you brushed your teeth after."