Sister-In-Law: For a long time? Where are you going?
Me: Going to Jackson Hole for some meetings. I'll be back on Thursday night, unless I can talk my boss into staying an extra day and going to Yellowstone.
Niece: Don't go to Yellowstone. It's going to explode.
Me: That'd be a pretty cool way to die.
Niece: If you die, can I have all your valuables?
Me: Uh, I don't have any.