Saturday, April 07, 2012

This is the golden age, it's hard to imagine with the way I feel today

Me:  I'm seriously thinking about cashing out one of my retirement accounts and using it as a down payment on a motorcycle.

Friend:  Dirt bike, or street bike?

Me:  I want a BMW Enduro.  They're supposed to be good for both.

Friend:  It's probably a bad idea.  It's dangerous riding those things.

Me:  You do realize that I'm basically suicidal three out of every seven days anyway, right?

Friend:  Regardless of whether you're talking to [Girl] or not?

Me:  Regardless of her.  I've been this way all my life.

Friend:  But don't cash out your retirement.  What will you do then?

Me:  If it's really that dangerous, I'll probably be dead by the time I'm old enough to retire anyway.

Friend:  That's some solid logic.  I say go for it.


Boxer said...

Do not cash out your retirement for a motocycle.

Duh. You cash it out of for time share in Mexico.

Amber said...

i've been thinking about getting one too - i love bobbers