Me: I'm seriously thinking about cashing out one of my retirement accounts and using it as a down payment on a motorcycle.
Friend: Dirt bike, or street bike?
Me: I want a BMW Enduro. They're supposed to be good for both.
Friend: It's probably a bad idea. It's dangerous riding those things.
Me: You do realize that I'm basically suicidal three out of every seven days anyway, right?
Friend: Regardless of whether you're talking to [Girl] or not?
Me: Regardless of her. I've been this way all my life.
Friend: But don't cash out your retirement. What will you do then?
Me: If it's really that dangerous, I'll probably be dead by the time I'm old enough to retire anyway.
Friend: That's some solid logic. I say go for it.