The weekend before last I took my boys out to buy them new coats. Just in time too because we got several of inches of snow last week, and daytime temperatures have now dropped into the 20s and 30s. Togers got his first, then we had to shop around a little while before Mr M found one to his liking. When we finally found one for him, we paid and left, and walked past a couple of cute girls in the parking lot.
Togers: We left at the wrong time, Dad. Did you see those girls?
Me: I did, but those girls are way too old for you.
Togers: No they weren't.
Me: Yes they were. How old do you think they are?
Togers: Younger than 26. I know the law.
He is his father's son.