If you hail a cab, and the driver gets pulled over for speeding, does the meter keep running while they get a ticket?
Is it possible to bill someone a portion of their salary if you're constantly being forced to do a portion of their job?
How ironic would it be if one of those designated driver services that guarantee to get you and your car home safely got hit by a drunk driver while driving your car to your house from the bar?
Isn't it hypocritical to leave a show that is notorious for making fun of religion only after it makes fun of yours? (I'm talking to you Sir Isaac Hayes)
Can you leave any famous last words when you're somebody nobody knows? (ok, that's from Ryan Adams, but it is good)
Is it realistic to think that you can become a samurai after one college semester?
Does it automatically earn you a ticket to hell if you accidentally make fun of a blind girl?
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We need a class at UNLV called How To Be A Ninja Graduate Student 709. :D I would so take it.
Lauren, that's where the samurai comment comes in. They're offering a samurai course over the summer!
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