Friday, July 07, 2006

The big bad wolf of the neighborhood

Once upon a time there were a group of friends hanging out in a bar. One of the friends was taking a class from a professor she thought was cute. She was joking about how she'd like to figure out a way to ask him out.

The professor was from a different department, but one of the friends knew him and did not hold the professor in high esteem. He told the girl that he was a freak and she didn't want any part of him. He said it was probably just because she only saw him in a lecture setting but if she spent any time with him outside of class that it would become apparent immediately.

Just then a second friend walked up who also knew the professor.

Friend #1: "You know him. What do you think of him?"
Friend #2: "That guy? That guy's a fuckin' buttfuck."

He then turned to the girl and said "But you know, that could mean whatever. It could be good, it could be bad."

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