Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Got a box full of letters I think you might like to see

To the guy standing in line at the deli with his laptop open while looking over the menu to decide what to order:

Put the laptop down! You can't possibly be that freakin' busy. If you are then you should probably skip lunch and catch up on your work. You're not even typing or looking at the laptop anyway, you're looking at the menu. Besides, it's not like you're an important business man. How can I tell? You're dressed in business casual clothes, except it's not Friday. Well, that and the business card that you have taped to your laptop with blue electrical tape kind of gives it away. Nobody thinks you're cool. Quit trying to act like you are.

Sincerely,
Native Minnow

1 comment:

PsychDoctor said...

that is funny...I wonder if he was so stupid that he taped the business card in case someone stole the laptop and tried to sell it...then the person that was going to buy it would know it was stolen. :)