Saturday, November 11, 2006

I enjoy being a boy

I owe a special thanks to my father for donating his Y chromosome to me rather than his X. There are many reasons why I am happy about this, but I will only list the best two here:
  1. I can pee pretty much anywhere I want to.
  2. I never have to give birth to a child.

Need I say more?

5 comments:

PsychDoctor said...

My observations.... NE vs PMS...We win hands down in that match up...

PsychDoctor said...

and no, not hands down there...that isn't NE...

PsychDoctor said...

That's M...

Anonymous said...

yeah and if you've ever SEEN the whole birth-giving thing... then... yeah. WAY overrated.

Lauren said...

girls can pee anywhere they want. all you need is a funnel.

and i agree with starlet, child bearing is overrated.