To the guy who passed me in the canyon the other night:
Please take that fucking spoiler off your Ford F-150. Those are only meant for sports cars, not big trucks. Besides, this isn't the fast and the furious, you don't have to Tokyo Drift your way through the curves. I hate people like you.
Love,
Native Minnow
4 comments:
Was this guy Asian, perchance? You know we like to put spoilers on everything. Including fish.
I can't believe you love that Tokyo Drift movie...
Yet you don't have a spoiler on your car Lauren. Not that it would have helped you avoid getting your ass kicked that time we raced anyway :-P
Psycho, I never saw the movie, but I'm pretty sure I can say with confidence that it is one of the worst movies EVER MADE.
I don't? I think I have a small one that came with the car when I bought it used. It's really flat though, no wonder why you didn't think I had one.
And by the way, I still challenge you to a race. I think you underestimate the power of my car.
I know that the movie is one of the worst movies ever made, because I'm Asian and I don't like that movie. I'm supposed to simply because of my genetic disposition, but it makes me want to cry instead.
Rockets are not made of rice. Rice is cooked in a rice cooker, and rockets are made of metal. And explody things. The only thing that should be made of rice is sushi. Mmmmm, sushi.
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