Occasionally a person comes across an idea that is not their own, but is just too good to not try and pass it off as their own. Now is one of those times. I'm the one doing the swiping. Mostly* because this new item is going to be a big hit with frat boys everywhere, and thus has the potential to make me rich.
People, now is the time for you to open up your wallets so that you can purchase your very own pair of PoonocularsTM! What exactly are PoonocularsTM you ask? PoonocularsTM are a very special brand of binoculars** which are used for the sole purpose of checking out women. Get yours today!
Once you've made your purchase, your life as a lecherous human being will be improved a hundredfold. You'll be able to take your PoonocularsTM to the beach. Take them to the pool. Or to the high rise next to your neighborhood modeling agency. Hell, you can even take your PoonocularsTM with you to work (this works especially well if you work on, or near, a college campus, or next door to a hospital full of naughty nurses). Just make sure that you don't leave your PoonocularsTM out after hours or the custodians might be tempted to swipe them.***
* Also because the friend who brought me AIDS back from Mexico doesn't have a blog, so there's no other way to pass his hilarious term on to you.
** The idea's obviously been around for a while. I have a friend who used to have a third floor apartment right above his complex's swimming pool, so he kept a pair on the living room window sill. But the terminology wasn't right for mass marketing. Until now.
*** Because after all, custodians like to ogle women too.
2 comments:
I need to get me some of those. I'll wait until I move up closer to the University of Colorado. Right now, where I live, the view isn't so great.
i love it. so awesome.
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