Me: I got tickets to the Mountain West tournament.
Rural Murder: Cool. That should be fun.
Me: Yeah, but I have to give away my Thursday night ticket because I'll be teaching during that game.
Rural Murder: Too bad.
Me: But I still get to see both games on Friday, and the men's and women's finals on Saturday. Although, I haven't decided if I'll go to the women's championship game.
Rural Murder: That's because you're misogynistic.
Me: Yeah. You know me. I hate women. The only time I love them is when my penis is in their vagina.
Rural Murder: Classy!
Me: I know!!!
9 comments:
How random that the song that you used for your title is on my radio as I read this?
Is it detachable?
my comment was going to be exactly rural murders. however, as my husband always tells me, you can't have class without a little ass.
That's a lot of work just to use the word: misogynistic.
bwahahahaha
Dude, This post is about the dichotomy of life. You may be the most Gayest straight man alive,(this is a generalization, not a call out) because everyone knows thats what women want, they want gay dudes to be their lovers, so since Gay dudes, are in fact Gay, and like the penis, they want us normal dudes to have sex with them, but then enjoy floral arrangements on the side and stuff ... I do that All the time because I love them SOOOOO MUCH... I love the flowers, ... but I will Always draw the line at watching, or enjoying, either the WNBA or the Tennessee Volunteers womens basketball team and all their basketball sorriness --- but ladies, I like to put my penis in your crotch, AND I also enjoy a beautiful floral arrangement and gossip... but no, I dont want to watch women play basketball unless its going to help me get my penis in your crotch...then I LOVE THAT STUFF -- so just forgive me... Please ..
Not gonna touch that or Bills comment.
You don't like them when they are cooking for you, cleaning your house, rubbing your feet or you back, running your errands, doing your laundry, etc? What is the matter with you? Heck, even I would like them if they were doing that for me, and I might even put out for it, out of obligation, of course.
the fact that you used this song lyric proves you are very gay!!
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