Me: I'm telling you, the updated operating system screwed up your stuff.
Friend 1: You can barely even use a computer, and you're talking to me about how to do it?
Friend 2: You don't know how to use a computer?
Me: I know how to use a computer. Do you?
Friend 2: No. I just use it for porn.
Me: What kind of porn? Bestiality porn? Midget porn?
Friend 2: Pregnant lady porn.
Me: How about pregnant midget porn?
Friend 2: I might have to look into that.
Me: Have you ever seen a pregnant midget?
Friend 2: No.
Me: I don't think I have either. I wonder what would happen if a regular sized guy got a midget woman pregnant.
Friend 2: It'd probably be just like in Alien and come out the middle of her stomach. There'd be no more room in the uterus.
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Didn't you see that news story that's been floating around the last few days? 28-inch tall woman gives birth to 18-inch baby. Damn you!
Oh, buddy, you obviously don't watch Inside Edition, do you?
They had cameras all up in that news story... it was... interesting.
Silent Kid beat me to it...check it out on msn.com
That sounds impossible. I gotta check that out. Dam, was the baby wadded up like a paper ball when it came out or something?
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