Girl 1:  Can I have some gum?
Me:  That was my last piece.  But do you want this one that I'm chewing?  You can have it.
Girl 1:  Ok.
Girl 2:  Gross.
Girl 1:  Why is that gross?  Because [Minnow] has diseases?
Girl 2:  Yeah.
Me:  You don't even know me.  You can't say that.
Girl 2:  I've heard enough.
Me:  Don't believe everything you hear.
Girl 1:  The only thing you need to know about [Minnow] is that he's from Utah, so he has 15 wives.
Girl 2:  So he does have diseases then.
Me:  No diseases.  They were all virgins when I married them, because they were all like twelve years old.  Isn't that the way polygamy works?
Girl 1:  You should know.  You're the polygamist.
Me:  Besides, fifteen wives?  That's way too many.  Actually, do you know how many wives is too many?
Girl 1:  How many?
Me:  One.
 
 
6 comments:
Like you didn't see that one coming.
nope, didn't have a clue, sugar ;-)
gross maybe, but i always share gum.
and that is a pretty hilarious ending to the conversation, though yes, i did see it coming!
One is questionable, and anymore than that and you're asking for more trouble than any one human can handle.
As for the gum, I think I would wait and buy a pack.
I just wouldn't accept an already chewed piece of gum because it's lost its flavor.
I've got some old gum for you, minnow.
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