Monday, June 02, 2008

I'd like to rest my heavy head tonight on a bed of California stars

Me: Too bad. That lady's sitting with her back to us. I was hoping she'd sit down facing us so I could stare at her boobs.

Friend: Were they nice?

Me: Yeah. Fake, but nice.

Friend: But her face wasn't all that great, was it?

Me: No, but that's ok. I wasn't planning on looking at her face.

11 comments:

PioneerMan said...

I'd say pig, but I'm sure women on the street tell you that enough already.

I understand if a man had a nice butt and body I don't care what his face looks like, it's not his face I'm imagining licking. :)

Anonymous said...

you can't be TOO picky if you settle for fake boobs and an ugly face.

Manuel said...

you truly are a renaissance man......

Mr. DNA said...

faces are gay

Simon said...

Why do women walk around with a great wrack out front (even going to the extreme of getting a boob job) and then complain when they get looked at? It's like putting on a 42" TV in front of a group of toddlers and then complaining that they sit staring at it...they should start worrying when they DON'T get looked at, then they know somethings up.

steph said...

ha!

2 Dollar Productions said...

Exactly. At least for the length of a ride.

Native Minnow said...

Pioneerman, I've never made the claim that I'm not a pig, I'm just telling it like it is ;-)

Anonymous, just so we're clear, fake boobs and an ugly face are only good enough for staring at during lunch, or maybe for a weekend. Anything more than that and my pickiness sets in.

Manuel, indeed!

Mr DNA, HA!

Simon, it's because all women are crazy. Don't you know that by now?

Steph, glad you liked it (and you realize I was kidding about the all women being crazy, right?).

$2, another renaissance man I see.

Amber said...

I've noticed that alot of ugly women have fake boobs, is that like when men compensate for other deficiencies by buying a fancy sports car? ;)

Anonymous said...

i see, minnow. makes sense.

flieswithoutwings said...

Saying "pig" will only make him hungry.