Saturday, June 07, 2008

Twenty-three ki's just sittin' in the back seat I can make the best man weak

Me: [Friend 1] and I are checking out the new [Irish Pub] if you're interested in joining us tonight.

Friend 2: Thank you for the invitation but I'm working until 4 a.m. You get stuck with these shifts once in a while.

Me: [Friend 1] wants to know if you've got any hook-ups. You know, like an eight ball or something.

Friend 2: Ha! I can hook you up with clubs, not drugs.

Me: He says to work some magic.

Friend 2: Drive up and down Trop . . . Oh no, wait, that's for hookers. Hit up a limo or taxi driver. They've got the goods.

Me: I'm sure they do. I wouldn't know what to do with any of that stuff anyway. Neither would [Friend 1]

Friend 2: Duh! You put it in your ass.

Me: I think you're mistaking me for your ex-girlfriend.


Teresa said...

I've decided that you need to add a new label for your blog, "The Butt" , based on the number of times it seems to show up.....

Native Minnow said...

Teresa, here are some possible labels then. Go ahead and pick your favorite (or give a better suggestion if you've got one).

- What what in the butt
- I call butt
- Your butt cheeks is warm
- Junk in the trunk
- I'm not a proctologist but I play one on the internet
- Ba-dunk-a-dunk
- Butt, that's not funny
- Butt seriously
- Assman

Manuel said...


Amber said...

I like "what what in the butt" LOL

2 Dollar Productions said...

Ex-girlfriend put-downs are always good, especially when it involves that.

silentkid said...

I think you need to listen to the old Eddie Murphy "Boogie in your Butt" song and use some lyrics from that as your new blog title: Well, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet