Saturday, June 14, 2008

We can control the context of presentation

Everything you need to know about the level of classiness of a place you're about to enter can be gleaned from a quick glance at the dress code.



In other words, dress codes in the ghetto are a little different than dress codes elsewhere.

10 comments:

Anonymous Boxer said...

No Wife Beater Shirts?

ver girl said...

i agree with anon boxer...I would think that would be #1.

Also, whats a beanie? i guess a hat, although I have this bizarre image of a thuggie with beanie babies strapped to him but for some reason i don't think i'm right.

Gypsy said...

I know I will be sorry for asking this but WTF is a doo rag?

Native Minnow said...

Boxer, maybe wife beaters are allowed?

Ver Girl, think one of those colored caps with the propeller on top, except without the various colors and the propeller.

Gypsy, I'm not sure if anyone 'Down Under' wears doo rags. It's sort of like a bandana that someone wears over their head, but with a bit of a tail coming off the back end. A lot of gangsters like to wear them, but so do biker dudes. That's the best explanation I can come up with right now.

The Troll said...

I'd drink there! Vegas isn't really a College Town, of course.

But I'm peripherally involved with a syndicate that operates Lounges in true College towns. They do all they can (including a similar dress-code) to keep local riff-raff and moron Generation Yo! students out.

So, the Grad Students, Hot Co-Eds, Professors and other Professionals have a place to go without Eminem's retarded cousin puking on their shoes.

They're doing well with the idea.

Is the University isolated enough from the rest of Vegas to qualify as the College AREA?

silentkid said...

What about track suits? If I were an owner of a cool club, I'd want to keep all the Armenians out, so NO TRACK SUITS would definitely be on my sign.

mindy said...

ha ha ha!!

doo rag looks as dumb written out as it sounds.

Anonymous said...

A beanie is a ski cap type thing, just to clarify.

deputymomof6 said...

They forgot to mention no fat chicks in spandex. That is so repulsive, that it should be illegal.

Amber said...

i'm wearing all of those things right now