Friend: You've got to get a rear suspension bike. It's so much better.
Me: I'd like one, but can't afford it right now.
Friend: It makes such a big difference when you're riding though. You'd go down parts of the trail that you don't dare do now without even thinking twice about it.
Me: I don't know about that, but I'm sure it makes a difference.
Friend: Seriously, it's like the difference between getting your first hand job and getting your first blow job.
I have got to get myself a rear suspension bike.
4 comments:
Um, a new bike would just make you crash into the thorny bushes at a higher rate of speed.
You're such a dag Minnow.
Fuck the bike, who's doling out blowjobs ?
You do know the bike won't give you a blow job...right????
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