Saturday, February 28, 2009

Black dog beside me

Friend: I drove by the park today and it was packed.

Me: Was there some big event there or something?

Friend: No. Just all kinds of people out enjoying the nice weather and walking their dogs and stuff. I guess I would be too.

Me: If you had a dog. But you don't.

Friend: Two words: Chick magnet.

Me: True. But only for chicks who love dogs. And do you really want one of those? I'm not sure I do.

Friend: But, you've got it all wrong. You don't have to take them home. You just wait for them to bend down to pet your dog, and that's when you put it in.


Maybe it's time to start borrowing my roommate's dog.

7 comments:

Lindsay-Weaver said...

Your perverted-ness never ceases to amaze me. ;)

Anonymous said...

OMG PERV!

Boxer said...

note to self, do not walk dogs. Even the "normal" looking ones are pervs. I knew it.

Manuel said...

oh my!

time for new chums I'd say

repliderium.com said...

Wow- I bend down & pet dogs everyday & that never happens. I must be ugly. Dammit!

Amber said...

i'm not positive but I'm pretty sure that's rape LOL

dsbarringer said...

Is it weird that I really really REALLY want to be friends with your friends? No seriously.