Friend: I drove by the park today and it was packed.
Me: Was there some big event there or something?
Friend: No. Just all kinds of people out enjoying the nice weather and walking their dogs and stuff. I guess I would be too.
Me: If you had a dog. But you don't.
Friend: Two words: Chick magnet.
Me: True. But only for chicks who love dogs. And do you really want one of those? I'm not sure I do.
Friend: But, you've got it all wrong. You don't have to take them home. You just wait for them to bend down to pet your dog, and that's when you put it in.
Maybe it's time to start borrowing my roommate's dog.