Friday, February 27, 2009

Gideon, what have you told us at all?

This was supposed to be a post for earlier in the week, but I kind of got sidetracked. Anyway, here's a list of things everybody should give up for Lent, religious or not:

- Smoking crack
- Stomping on the heads of rabbits
- Punching homeless men in the face
- Slipping roofies into girls' drinks
- Strangling hookers
- Fondling young boys

I'm pretty sure if at least one of my readers quits doing at least one of those things, it'll be enough to qualify me for sainthood. Or something like that.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some hookers like to be strangled and what is wrong with roofies. They won't remember so it's like it never happened.

Anonymous said...

Some hookers like to be strangled and what is wrong with roofies. They won't remember so it's like it never happened.

Romany Angel said...

Saint Minnow....yeah sounds good so I will contribute to the cause by putting my hand up for giving up crack. Gee the things I do for you.

Loz said...

I promise that as long as lent lasts I won't do any of those things...what's Lent?

Boxer said...

amen, Brother Minnow, Amen.

steph said...

but i love roofies!

CHEF TROLL said...

Are you working on that botanical organic "roofie"? I really think a fortune could be made there.

AP said...

You are going to have a hard time giving up rabbit-stomping!