Thursday, February 26, 2009

I'm going down down down down down down down to Pussytown

[Disclaimer: If you are any member of my family, you may not want to read this post as it contains what you would consider to be pornographic images. Unless, of course, you're my brother, in which case you're going to want to see this. Heh.]

Are they gone yet? Good.

I'm going to share with you a letter I received earlier this week. Well, it's not exactly a letter per se, but it was in an envelope in my office mailbox.

I grabbed a thick envelope with my name scrawled across it out of my box. Normally I don't receive letters at work, and things that people place in my box are usually in manila envelopes. Not this one. It was just in a regular old white envelope. And did I mention it was thick?

I opened it, and inside was a sheet of paper all folded up with something inside it. It looked like one of those notes you'd get in third grade. You know the kind:



It took quite the effort to open the paper as whoever had given it to me had it all taped shut. Nevertheless, I prevailed, and unfolded the note. What was wrapped up inside it? Why nothing other than about thirty-five advertisements for strippers and escorts (aka, those cards they hand out on the Las Vegas Strip) of course!

I've picked the "tame" ones to show you here (believe me, some of them were a lot more risqué).








The note itself just said:


I have no idea who collected all those cards and wrote the note. It's not exactly the sort of thing you'd expect to be delivered at the office. But, I think it's time I went and gave "Honey" a call.

14 comments:

repliderium.com said...

Apparently, if you call now- you get her free. (So I get she's the sales equivalent of a loss leader?) Something cheap in the bin outside to lure you into the store full of overpriced merchandise? I had no idea that they also employed this system. Way to go girls!

Anonymous said...

If you hurry you can get Kim for free!! YIPEE!!!

Anonymous said...

Kim's a whore. Or, wait don't you pay for whores. Ok, she is stupid then.

Don't give it away.--shakes head in dismay--there is money being lost here. Somebody slap that girl, you don't give it away if someone is willing to pay you for it. Stupid prostitutes.

silentkid said...

I like whores.

Anonymous said...

i like pussytown

Boxer said...

someone has a crushy on you....... or maybe the next "gift" will be a boiled bunny.

Hard to tell.

Anonymous said...

I have clippers already. Just so you know. I will do it if you want, take pics and expose the mohawk to the world to embarrass the boy, if thats what you want me to do.

Let me know. I am anxiously awaiting your reply.

steph said...

Now that is amazing!! I love it!!

mammal girl said...

Now I know why I won't ever make it in the escort industry. I don't have sparkly nips. Was not aware that was a requirement.

Manuel said...

oh my.....and oh crikey......oh crikey my.....

Anonymous said...

Heck no... Take Bailey

Romany Angel said...

They give themselves away for FREE....have they no self respect? Oh silly me...only good girls give themselves for free...I've got it all backwards :)

2 Dollar Productions said...

Nice disclaimer as I was reading at work, but it was a great start to the morning.

Anyway, either you've got a really fun person who digs you or these escort sites are getting into guerrilla marketing in the down economy. Either way, which one did you call? Ha.

Native Minnow said...

I found out who left it. It was one of my students. He was trying to be funny. I'd say he succeeded.