Friday, February 20, 2009

If it was ugly it's uglier now

Friend: Nice coochie cutters.

Me (excitedly): Where?

Friend: Right there.

I look over and see a guy wearing short shorts.

Me: You idiot. Those aren't coochie cutters. They're nut-huggers.

Friend: So they are.

Me: What a disappointment. You really had my hopes up.


silentkid said...

Moose Knuckle! said...

Where do you live that it is so easy to confuse the two?

Anonymous said...

Is coochie cutter like camel toe? I just wanted to be certain we are thinking the same thing.

steph said...

coochie cutter i have heard of -- nut hugger? gross.