Friday, February 20, 2009

If it was ugly it's uglier now

Friend: Nice coochie cutters.

Me (excitedly): Where?

Friend: Right there.

I look over and see a guy wearing short shorts.

Me: You idiot. Those aren't coochie cutters. They're nut-huggers.

Friend: So they are.

Me: What a disappointment. You really had my hopes up.

4 comments:

silentkid said...

Moose Knuckle!

repliderium.com said...

Where do you live that it is so easy to confuse the two?

Romany Angel said...

Is coochie cutter like camel toe? I just wanted to be certain we are thinking the same thing.

steph said...

coochie cutter i have heard of -- nut hugger? gross.